Soifon shot Kenpachi a glare. Zaraki grinned back. She yelped when he grabbed her ass. Again. And then...
Soifon shot Kenpachi a glare. Zaraki grinned back. Wash, rinse, repeat. After this cycle
repeated at least three more times, Soifon finally got annoyed with it. "Stop
it, you damn pervert!" she snapped in a low voice. Zaraki had the sudden childish
urge to stick his tongue out at her. Obviously a man that obeyed his urges, he
did. She stared at him like he was nuts, which was entirely possible and he grinned
back. And then he groped her again.
She looked torn between smacking him and obeying her Yoruichi-sama.
Obviously, the latter won out, and she kept her hands to herself. Not
that he did, though. She smacked his hand away again and glared at the closet
door. If it weren't for her Yoruichi-sama, she wouldn't even be in this damn
closet to begin with.
"The game's called Seven Minutes in Heaven!
Right, Ichigo?"
"No."
"Aw! Okay, spin the bottle! Oh, look! It's Bumble-chan and Ken-chan! Go in the closet and do anything you want for seven minutes! We'll
tell you when your time is up!"
Dammit. Soifon yelped again when he groped
her and she could have sworn she'd heard a snicker on the other side of the door.
"Yanno," Kenpachi drawled, amused. "We
can do anything we want for seven minutes."
She shot him a glare. "I'm doing exactly
what I want, Zaraki taicho," she replied coolly.
He whistled. "Well, so am I." This time, he grabbed her boob.
She slapped him but that grin didn't leave his face.
"Pervert!" There was that snicker again.
Zaraki frowned. "You're not being any
fun, Soifon," he said, pretending he wasn't pouting. He was a manly man after
all. Manly men didn't pout. So,
rather than pout he grabbed her waist, ignoring her shriek and pulled her up onto his lap, heedless of the clawed nails trying
to snatch out his eye.
-
When
the door was pulled open by Yoruichi, Kenpachi was a twitching, grinning puddle on the floor, though there were no obvious
wounds as Soifon stepped out stiffly. She shot Urahara a glare when the geta-boshi
dared chuckle and walked out of the room. No one ever found out what she did
to poor Zaraki taicho.
