The three just sort of stood there, staring. Gaping, more like. Before them was a sticky, sweaty, sweet mess of icecream and female. As Matsumoto crawled over Orihime, licking and biting and kissing as she went, neither seemed to notice their sudden audience.

Ichigo couldn't stop staring.

Renji was currently trying to hide a boner.

Hitsugaya... was momentarily at a loss for words.

"N-no, that... ooh... ah... R-Ran...gi...ku," Orihime moaned.

Renji abruptly turned around and left to go find a shower. No one noticed his departure. Hitsugaya opened his mouth to say something, anything, but all that came out was a mortified squeak. It almost distracted Ichigo, except that Rangiku chose that moment to slide her finger inside Orihime's vagina. Brown eyes widened and his face turned red. It was uncertain whether he looked like he wanted to scream or faint.

Orihime writhed, arching her hips and moaning Matsumoto's name over and over, almost desperately. Like a plea for more.

Hitsugaya squeaked again. Ichigo's eyes rolled up into his head and he hit the ground with a thud.

The two girls froze, Orihime panting, Matsumoto wide-eyed. Slowly, they both looked over.

Neither noticed Ichigo on the floor, but Hitsugaya...

"Ooh! Taicho! Did you wanna join us?" Matsumoto asked sweetly.

He opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again... and squeaked.

"Ne, Taicho, are you suggesting role play? You could be a mouse!"

Abruptly, he spun on his heel, finding his voice. "... let me know when you're finished," he said before vanishing.

Then Matsumoto noticed Ichigo. "Oooh. Oops."